Apr 2, 2021Finally, Delicious Gluten-Free Matzah PizzaCrispy. Savory. Ready to get you through the rest of Passover I’m pretty sure I remember something in the Passover story about how matzah pizza got our ancestors through their escape from Egypt. It certainly helps us get through eight days of Passover. It’s comforting, delicious, and quick to make…Passover3 min readPassover3 min read
May 26, 2020And Now, the Nominees for Official Wildlife Mascot of the COVID-19 EraYou’ve seen those memes calling the raccoon the official animal of 2020 for wearing a mask, being an (almost) anagram of “corona,” and washing hands incessantly. Sounds sensible, till you see the holes — in the mask. Yup, a raccoon’s mask is an eye mask. I’m pretty sure the CDC…Wildlife7 min readWildlife7 min read
Apr 8, 2020I am the Prophet Elijah and I Will Not Be Coming to Your Passover Seder This YearDear the Jewish People, In these difficult times, I, Elijah the Prophet, and the whole Heaven team remain committed to your health and safety. We want you to know we’re taking COVID-19 seriously, to prevent you and your loved ones from joining us too soon. That’s why this year, we’ve…Passover3 min readPassover3 min read
Mar 16, 2020Quarantinder? No problem.Seattle Online Dating Tips For Coronavirus Coronavirus? Seattle, we’ve got this — some of us, literally. Social distancing is our [blackberry] jam. Even in non-pandemic times, we cancel plans, scowl at gray skies, and nap with our laptops. We basically have the social skills of cats. If you’re single, don’t…Humor5 min readHumor5 min read
