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Apr 2, 2021

Finally, Delicious Gluten-Free Matzah Pizza

Crispy. Savory. Ready to get you through the rest of Passover I’m pretty sure I remember something in the Passover story about how matzah pizza got our ancestors through their escape from Egypt. It certainly helps us get through eight days of Passover. It’s comforting, delicious, and quick to make…

Passover

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Finally, Delicious Gluten-Free Matzah Pizza
Finally, Delicious Gluten-Free Matzah Pizza
Passover

3 min read


May 26, 2020

And Now, the Nominees for Official Wildlife Mascot of the COVID-19 Era

You’ve seen those memes calling the raccoon the official animal of 2020 for wearing a mask, being an (almost) anagram of “corona,” and washing hands incessantly. Sounds sensible, till you see the holes — in the mask. Yup, a raccoon’s mask is an eye mask. I’m pretty sure the CDC…

Wildlife

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And Now, the Nominees for Official Wildlife Mascot of the COVID-19 Era
And Now, the Nominees for Official Wildlife Mascot of the COVID-19 Era
Wildlife

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Apr 8, 2020

I am the Prophet Elijah and I Will Not Be Coming to Your Passover Seder This Year

Dear the Jewish People, In these difficult times, I, Elijah the Prophet, and the whole Heaven team remain committed to your health and safety. We want you to know we’re taking COVID-19 seriously, to prevent you and your loved ones from joining us too soon. That’s why this year, we’ve…

Passover

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I am the Prophet Elijah and I Will Not Be Coming to Your Passover Seder This Year
I am the Prophet Elijah and I Will Not Be Coming to Your Passover Seder This Year
Passover

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Mar 16, 2020

Quarantinder? No problem.

Seattle Online Dating Tips For Coronavirus Coronavirus? Seattle, we’ve got this — some of us, literally. Social distancing is our [blackberry] jam. Even in non-pandemic times, we cancel plans, scowl at gray skies, and nap with our laptops. We basically have the social skills of cats. If you’re single, don’t…

Humor

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Quarantinder? No problem.
Quarantinder? No problem.
Humor

5 min read

Deborah Gardner

Deborah Gardner

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Public health professional, writer, and pun perpetuator living in Seattle, WA.

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